47 Tabs Open. Zero Chill. – Cranky Goat Coffee Mug
For mornings when your brain has 47 tabs open and zero chill, this mug understands.
The 47 Tabs Open. Zero Chill. Cranky Goat Coffee Mug is designed for neurodivergent entrepreneurs, chaotic creatives, and beautifully overwhelmed humans who rely on coffee to focus, function, and face the day.
Made from high-quality ceramic with a smooth white gloss finish, this mug is durable, comfortable to hold, and perfect for everyday use. The clean, minimalist text design keeps things calm and readable — no visual clutter, just relatable humor and caffeine support.
Whether you’re sipping your morning coffee, powering through work, or grabbing an afternoon reset, this mug fits seamlessly into your daily routine. It’s microwave safe, dishwasher safe, and built to keep up with your beautifully distracted life.
Because coffee isn’t just a beverage — it’s a coping strategy.
Why You’ll Love It
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ND-friendly, easy-to-read text design
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High-quality ceramic with white gloss finish
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Comfortable handle for everyday use
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Microwave and dishwasher safe
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Perfect for home offices, desks, and gifting
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Designed for chaotic brains trying their best
Product Specifications
Packaging
Each mug is carefully packaged and ready to gift — whether that gift is for yourself (highly encouraged) or another beautifully chaotic human.
Cranky Goat Coffee — Fuel for neurospicy brains with zero chill.
