About Cranky Goat

Cranky Goat was created for beautifully chaotic, easily distracted, wildly creative minds.

The ones with big ideas before breakfast.
Too many tabs open.
And just enough caffeine to get through the day.

We believe coffee should help you function — not judge you.
Tea should give you permission to slow down.
And mugs should say the things you’re already thinking.

Cranky Goat isn’t about hustle culture or perfect mornings.
It’s about showing up as you are — tired, brilliant, overstimulated, and doing your best.

Around here, the goat’s a little cranky…
but she’s always supportive.

Welcome to Cranky Goat.
Stay chaotic. Stay caffeinated. Stay you.